Kaela the Flasher

Yesterday, as I was on the treadmill, Kaela came into my room complaining of a string hanging from her panties. Since I didn't want to get off the treadmill, I just told her to put on different ones. Well, she tossed the offending panties down the chute and raced off to put on a new pair. Or so I thought. Three year-olds, especially Kaela, are prone to distraction. Later, as we were out shopping, Kaela needed to go to the bathroom. Whilst in the ladies' room, I discover that she is not wearing any underwear. I asked her about it and she just looked at me blankly. I said, "Kaela, doesn't it bother you to not have any underwear on?" She says no, it does not. It bothers me greatly, but what am I to do? We continue our shopping which includes trying on some new dresses for Easter. Karis and Kaela always like to show Corban what they're trying on, so they go racing out of the dressing room. I'm not paying a lot of attention to them at this point, but turn to call them back. It is at this point that Kaela's lack of underwear is significant as she and Karis are jumping wildly about, flipping the dresses up and down. Kaela is now flashing the Target workers and shoppers, mortifying her very modest mother. Now, before we leave the house, I'll have two things to say. As always, "Kaela, your shoes are on the wrong feet." And now, "Kaela, are you wearing underwear?"